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Title "Crazy Handful of Nothin'"
Season 1
Index Season 1 Subtitles

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​1
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Let's get something straight.

2
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This, the chemistry, is my realm.

3
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I am in charge
of the cooking.

4
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Out there on the street,
you deal with that.

5
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As far as our customers go, I don't
want to know anything about them.

6
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I don't wanna see them,
I don't wanna hear from them.

7
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I want no interaction with them
whatsoever.

8
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This operation is you and me,
and I'm the silent partner.

9
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You got
any issues with that?

10
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Whatever, man.

11
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No matter what happens,

12
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no more bloodshed.

13
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No violence.

14
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Walt?
Mm.

15
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You all right?
Oh, yeah.

16
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Yeah, I'm okay.

17
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You know, honey, you...
You really don't have to...

18
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Look, I like being here with you.

19
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Yeah.

20
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I'm only saying that,
you know, I'd be okay,

21
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that really, if you wanna go...

22
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You know, actually, it would
make me feel a little better

23
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knowing that you were there
when Walter Jr. Gets home
from school.

24
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Okay.

25
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All right. So you'll call me
when you're finished?

26
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Oh, yeah.
Okay.

27
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Oh, uh, and have you been
in touch with Elliott?

28
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Because I haven't seen
a check from him.

29
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Yes, l... I got it.

30
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Really?
It came, yeah. And l...

31
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Yeah, it did. It came last week,

32
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and I put it right into
my credit union account.

33
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So I'm taking care of it.

34
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Good.
Yeah.

35
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So we're good. We're good.

36
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Could you not deposit this
until Monday?

37
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Thank you.

38
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Call if the discomfort's too much,
otherwise we'll see you next week.

39
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Yeah.

40
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Chemical reactions involve
change on two levels:

41
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Matter and energy.

42
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When a reaction is gradual,
the change in energy is slight.

43
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I mean, you don't even notice
the reaction is happening.

44
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For example, when rust collects
on the underside of a car, right?

45
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But if a reaction happens quickly,

46
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otherwise harmless substances
can interact in a way

47
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that generates
enormous bursts of energy.

48
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Uh. Uh...

49
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Who can give me an example
of rapid chemical reaction?

50
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Hint, hint. Right here.

51
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Like, an explosion?

52
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Yes, good. Explosions.

53
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Explosions are the result
of chemical reactions

54
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happening almost instantaneously.

55
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And the faster reactants,
i.e. Explosives...

56
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And fulminative mercury
is a prime example of that.

57
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The faster they undergo change,

58
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the more violent the explosion.

59
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Explosions.

60
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Okay, listen, why don't you
start reading on your own

61
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from the top of chapter seven,
all right?

62
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You okay?

63
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I got it, Mr. White.

64
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Don't worry.

65
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You got kids to teach.

66
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Thanks, Hugo.

67
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He's starting to lose weight,

68
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which is tough, to see that.

69
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I can already feel the difference
when I put my arms around him.

70
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Can I talk to...?
Of course.

71
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Walt.

72
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When you don't
let me in,

73
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when you don't tell me
what's going on...

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I mean, it's like I feel like you don't
even want me around sometimes.

75
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No.

76
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And recently, these afternoons,

77
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when you're coming home
so late,

78
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and we're just left wondering
where you are.

79
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Yeah, Dad.

80
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What's up with that?

81
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Walt, is there anything else
you're holding back from
your family?

82
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Now's the time to share.

83
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Well, I, uh...

84
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I like to be alone,
I mean, at times.

85
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And it's not
about you, really.

86
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It's just that sometimes
it feels better

87
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not to talk at all

88
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about anything

89
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to anyone.

90
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Alone time can be helpful,
for some types.

91
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Maybe knowing what you do
when you're alone

92
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might make it easier for your family
to be more accepting

93
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of whatever it is you do alone.

94
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Yeah.

95
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Well,

96
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I like to go on walks

97
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a couple of times a week,
maybe more, after work.

98
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And I really enjoy the nature.

99
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You know, the cacti,

100
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vegetation, that kind of thing.

101
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And it's really very therapeutic.

102
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Yo, God, are you okay?

103
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,232
Hey, you did that shit?
I'm dizzy. No.

104
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I'm just dizzy. I need air.

105
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God, I feel like I'm burning up.
Sit down, sit down.

106
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I gotta...
Take this off.

107
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Sit down, get some air.

108
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Oh, God.

109
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Here.

110
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Better?
Yeah, that's better.

111
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When were you gonna tell me?

112
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Tell you what?

113
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Cancer.

114
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You got it, right?

115
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How did you know?

116
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My aunt had one of those
dots on her

117
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to target the radiation.
What, is it in your lung?

118
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I'm your partner, man,
you should've told me.

119
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God, that's not cool, okay?
Not at all.

120
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What stage are you?

121
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Three-A.

122
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Gone into your lymph nodes.

123
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Your aunt,

124
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how bad was she
when they caught it?

125
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Bad enough,
she didn't last long.

126
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How long?
Seven months.

127
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God.

128
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I get it now.

129
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,305
That's why you're doing all this.

130
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You want to make
some cash for your people
before you check out.

131
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You got a problem with that?
You tell me.

132
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You're the one that
looks like he just crawled
out of a microwave.

133
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You gonna be able to
finish the batch?

134
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Yes.

135
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All right.

136
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,581
No.

137
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You do it.

138
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Me?

139
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Yeah.

140
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What happened
to your mad skills?

141
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Go on. Here.

142
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You do it.

143
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You can do it.

144
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If you have any questions,
I'll be right out here.

145
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The next time, put an ice pack
on your head during chemo.

146
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My aunt said it helped
with the hair loss.

147
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What's this, Christmas?

148
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,635
This that one we found way out
in the boonies at the cook site?

149
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Holy shit.
What?

150
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Lab says they pulled up
an imprint of some old writing
used to be on the inside,

151
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Magic Marker or something.
Yeah? What's it say?

152
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"Property of
J.P. Wynne Chemistry Lab."

153
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That's Walt's school.

154
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We were supposed
to start at 3.

155
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Hey, I'm out there making
fat stacks, man. Chill.

156
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Hey, prepaid cell phone. Use it.

157
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How much is this?
Twenty-six big ones.

158
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Is that all?
Twenty-six thousand dollars?

159
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:10,552
No, that's 2600,
and your share is 13,

160
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minus 25 bucks
for that phone.

161
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,309
How much meth did you sell?
Nearly an ounce.

162
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,731
Last time I checked,

163
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there were 16 ounces
to a pound. What did you do
with the rest, smoke it?

164
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Yo, I've been out there
all night slinging crystal.

165
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You think it's cake
moving a pound of meth
one teenth at a time?

166
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,326
So why are you selling it
in such small quantities?

167
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,120
Why don't you just sell
the whole pound at once?

168
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To who?
What do I look like, Scarface?

169
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:43,835
This is unacceptable.
I am breaking the law here.

170
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This return is too little
for the risk.

171
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I thought you'd be ready
for another pound today.

172
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,425
You may know a lot
about chemistry, man,

173
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but you don't know jack
about slinging dope.

174
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,848
Well, I'll tell you,
I know a lack of
motivation when I see it.

175
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Oh, my...

176
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Come on, you've gotta be more
imaginative, you know, just...

177
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,607
Just think
outside the box here.

178
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We have to move our product
in bulk, wholesale.

179
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:13,281
Now, how do
we do that?

180
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,867
What do you mean,
to, like, a distributor?

181
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,661
Yes. Yes, that's what we need.

182
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:21,289
We need a distributor.
Now, do you know anyone like that?

183
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,584
Yeah, I mean, I used to,
until you killed him.

184
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:42,477
So who took Krazy-8's place?

185
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Some guy named Tuco.

186
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Badass, from what I hear.

187
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,403
Tuco, okay.
So then just go talk to Tuco.

188
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,531
Right. Like, "Hello, sir.
Hey, I know you don't know me,

189
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,993
but would you be interested
in a felony quantity
of methamphetamine?"

190
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:01,163
Well, yes, but maybe with
a little more salesmanship,
perhaps?

191
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,331
You just don't get it, man.
Okay? This guy's OG.

192
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,169
What... What does that mean?
Jesus, look, he's off our level, man.

193
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,422
He's not gonna do business
with some dude he doesn't know.

194
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,758
You just don't understand
the way it works.

195
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,052
You can't just bum-rush
some high-level ice man

196
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,888
and start cutting deals.

197
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,725
Okay? It's risky. You need an intro,
you need someone to vouch.

198
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,852
Well, who introduced you
to Krazy-8?

199
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,897
Emilio, and that's only because
I knew him from, like, third grade.

200
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,690
And we can't talk to Emilio
either, because...

201
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,609
All right, all right, all right.

202
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:36,114
Look, I'm telling you,
Mr. White, it's too risky. Okay?

203
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,034
I mean, we're making money.
Why can't you just be satisfied

204
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,286
with the way it is?
Oh, come on! Jesus!

205
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,080
Just grow
some fucking balls!

206
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:49,544
Wow.

207
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:30,085
Wait till Monday again?
Yes, please. Thank you.

208
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,513
Oh, God.

209
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,033
Mr. White.

210
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,791
Thank you, Hugo.

211
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,318
Knock, knock.
Oh, hey.

212
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:40,822
How you feeling, Walt?
Good. Yeah.

213
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,700
Are you up for having a visitor?

214
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:47,370
Hey, buddy.
Hank.

215
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,497
Well, let me know
if you need anything, huh?

216
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,667
I will. Thank you, Carmen.
No problem.

217
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,253
Damn.

218
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,673
Chick's got an ass like an onion,
makes me wanna cry.

219
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,386
So, what...?
What are you doing here?

220
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:07,766
Well, I had some questions
I wanted to run by you, work-related.

221
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,851
You feeling okay?
I can come back later.

222
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,021
No, no, no, I'm fine.
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

223
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,858
What do you mean,
"work-related," though?

224
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,446
Do you recognize that?

225
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,534
No. No.

226
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,704
Well, that was used to cook meth.

227
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:34,960
Found it out on some Indian land
about 40 miles from here.

228
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,922
Old label on the inside used to say:

229
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,133
"J.P. Winn Chemistry Lab."
Really?

230
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,220
I don't understand
how that came from here.

231
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,305
Well, I was hoping
you could help me with that.

232
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:51,267
We found it near an abandoned car
that belonged to one of our snitches.

233
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,313
A snitch?

234
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,482
Yeah, one of our
confidential informants.

235
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,234
Went missing a while back.

236
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,611
No body yet,
but we're pretty sure, you know:

237
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:07,742
Probably chopped up
into little pieces and
fed to the buzzards.

238
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,662
Anyway, you...

239
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,748
Any respirators like that
go missing lately?

240
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,668
No. No.

241
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,254
No, I mean,
not that I know of.

242
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,923
I'll need to look at that inventory.
Sure.

243
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,592
Sure. I've got a list
hanging on the wall.

244
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,012
Do you mind if I take a look
at your storeroom?

245
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,097
Not at all. No.

246
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,099
Be my guest.

247
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,937
All right, so who's got keys?

248
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,606
The science faculty,
the staff, Carmen,

249
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,861
the vice-principal
has the master, and me.

250
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,988
How about students?

251
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:48,116
No, no. No students have keys.

252
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,285
Shit, I should hope not.
My question is,

253
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:53,288
do any of the little pissants
know where you keep them?

254
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:54,956
Uh... I don't...
I don't think so, no.

255
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:58,209
I mean, besides,
I keep them right here
in my pocket anyway, so...

256
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,879
Walt, look,
I know they're your students,

257
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,506
but do not underestimate them.
Big mistake.

258
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:06,718
Are there any other respirators?
Um, no.

259
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:09,054
Because I'm counting six,
inventory says eight.

260
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,724
Hm.

261
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,144
Glassware looking a little sparse.
Is it?

262
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:22,317
Yeah. You're missing a couple of
Erlenmeyer flasks, at least.

263
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,069
Oh, yeah.

264
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:27,864
A five-thousand milliliter
round-bottom.

265
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,033
Meth heads love
to brew in this baby.

266
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:36,081
You gonna answer that?
Oh, no, it's just... No, I don't...

267
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,083
Maybe it's Skyler
and she's in trouble
or something.

268
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:42,253
I mean, shit, don't ignore it
on my account. Answer it.
Come on, I got stuff to do.

269
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,881
Jeez.
Okay.

270
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:49,469
- Hello?
- Yo, what's up, Mr. W?

271
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,763
Speaking.

272
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,265
Bad time to talk?
Absolutely.

273
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,017
All right, so just listen.

274
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:59,229
So you know that guy
we were talking about, Tuco?

275
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:02,732
Turns out my boy, Skinny Pete,
was in the same cell block with him

276
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,192
over at Los Lunas.

277
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:09,197
So we got our in. We're hauling
a pound to the dude right now.

278
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:13,576
Okay, then. Well, thank you.
Thank you very much for calling.

279
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,456
My doctor is very solicitous.

280
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:22,210
Hey, look, buddy. The last thing
I wanna do is get you in hot water.

281
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:25,213
But some meth-monkey
had a feeding frenzy in here, okay?

282
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:28,299
You gotta keep better watch
over your turf.

283
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:29,801
I will.

284
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:33,054
We don't want people
to start wondering about you, right?

285
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,648
Right. No. Right. Absolutely not.

286
00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,237
So you're sure
you're tight with this guy?

287
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:52,240
Two nuts in a ball sack, yo.

288
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,466
Yo, man, I'm Skinny Pete.

289
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,637
Skinny dick.

290
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:22,770
Maybe this isn't such
a good idea, yo. Come on.

291
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,986
Yeah, man, that's what's happening.

292
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,126
Yo, Tuco's expecting us.

293
00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:57,305
No need, man.
Me and Tuco go back.

294
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:15,156
Tuco, what's happening,
my brother?

295
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:24,916
Sick crib, yo. You've been keeping
it real since you been sprung.

296
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:28,044
What's it been, like, a year?
This your boy?

297
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:31,089
Yeah, Jesse. Dude with the glass
I was telling you about.

298
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,341
Hey, man, yeah.
I've heard a lot about you.

299
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,010
Break out the ice.

300
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:56,656
Take a bump.
No worries, man, I'm no cop.

301
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,701
I said, hit it.

302
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,247
All right.

303
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:22,807
This kicks like a mule
with his balls wrapped in duct tape.

304
00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:26,811
Where'd you get it?
I cooked it.

305
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:29,897
Bullshit.

306
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,609
Who you working for?

307
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:39,073
No one, man. I mean,
I have a partner that
I cook with, but that's it.

308
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,578
All right.

309
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,749
We got a deal.

310
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,834
See, I told you Tuco
would hook you up.

311
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,920
Cool. I haven't said how much.

312
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,766
All right. How much?

313
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,768
Thirty-five large for the pound.

314
00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:14,776
Well, I mean,
you're a little light, ese.

315
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,490
It's all right, don't sweat it.
It's all good.

316
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,617
It's good. Go on, get out of here.

317
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,621
What about the money?
You'll get it.

318
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:28,498
This is a consignment operation.

319
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:33,461
You want me to float
thirty-five G's?

320
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:36,881
You don't trust me?

321
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,050
Hey, no, no, hey.
It's not that, man.

322
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:42,387
It's just, you know,
I don't do business that way.

323
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,306
Tough shit, the deal is done.

324
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:51,646
You said this was cool, okay?
Money for meth, cash up front.

325
00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:53,898
Don't front, dude,
Tuco's good for it.

326
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:58,152
I don't need your punk ass
to vouch for me.

327
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,200
Come on.

328
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,328
Oh, come on.

329
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:24,178
All right. You brought me
some really clean crystal. Hoo!

330
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:27,723
You really want your
money up front?

331
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:52,582
Up front.

332
00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:28,576
Nobody moves crystal
in the South Valley but me, bitch.

333
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:49,931
Morning, Hugo.

334
00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:55,019
You don't mind if I call you Hugo,
Hugo?

335
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,400
We've never had a problem
with Hugo, ever.

336
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,277
Is that Uncle Hank?

337
00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:07,782
Right, what do you got there?
All right. Book him.

338
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,619
Uncle Hank's
arresting Mr. Archilleya.

339
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,289
This doesn't make any sense
to me at all. I don't understand.

340
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:18,459
I got two words for you:
Background check. How about that?

341
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,965
Yo, yo, yo. 1-4-8, 3-to-the-3,
to-the-6, to-the-9.

342
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:27,093
Representing the ABQ.
What up, beyotch?

343
00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:28,427
Leave it at the tone.

344
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:32,974
Where the hell are you?
Call me back.

345
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,518
- Hey, Walt?
- Yeah?

346
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:40,982
Hank's about to deal.
Okay, I'll be right there.

347
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,781
All right, let's see
what the turn brings us.

348
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:53,995
You're looking good, Walt.
Your color's better.

349
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:55,997
Yeah? Thanks.

350
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:59,000
He's actually on
the pretty strong stuff now.

351
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,837
Dr. Delcavoli's trying
to talk him into taking
some time off from work, but...

352
00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:05,673
Well, actually,
I just talked to
Carmen this morning,

353
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,843
and they're getting a substitute
for a few weeks.

354
00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:10,011
Oh.
Good for you.

355
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,555
I just didn't
have a chance to tell you. Sorry.

356
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,223
Your bet, tough guy.

357
00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:16,142
Check.

358
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,019
Yeah, check.

359
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,396
Check's in the mail.

360
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:23,983
Ten million.
That's 25 million, blue's 10.

361
00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:26,986
Well, then, 25 million,
because that's how I roll.

362
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,030
Hey, Uncle Hank, um,

363
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:33,200
why were you arresting
Mr. Archilleya the other day?

364
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,493
He's a pretty cool guy.

365
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:40,499
Well, turns out he has
a record. Yeah, a couple
of possession beefs.

366
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:44,211
We figured he was
the guy that was stealing
your school's chemistry gear.

367
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:48,674
I mean, you know,
he had a key, fit the profile.

368
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:52,094
And when we searched his truck,
we found a big old fat blunt.

369
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:55,556
Which goes to prove
old huge Hugo
ain't so cool after all.

370
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:59,560
It's to you, Walt.
Yeah, I'll call.

371
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,896
You know, I can't believe
the school system

372
00:33:02,064 --> 00:33:03,898
didn't know about
this guy's record.

373
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:06,692
I mean, that's pretty scary.
How could something like that

374
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,236
- just slip through the cracks?
- I don't know.

375
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:14,575
I mean, for what it's worth,
Hugo just doesn't strike me
as a thief.

376
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:18,120
Yeah, well, nothing personal, Walt,
but you wouldn't know a criminal

377
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:21,082
if he was close enough
to check you for a hernia.

378
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:27,713
That said, we got a search warrant,
and we tore old Hugo's house apart.

379
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,549
Turns out
he's a major-league pothead.

380
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:33,177
But he didn't
raid your chemistry set.

381
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:34,804
You hiding something?

382
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:45,189
I'm in. And the river card.

383
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,608
Oh.

384
00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:49,777
Yeah, I got nothing, I'm out.

385
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,779
I'm out.

386
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,158
Yowza.

387
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:59,995
When old holes-in-her-purse bails,
you know you're in deep.

388
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,748
Looks like it's you and me, buddy.

389
00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:06,627
What's gonna happen to him. Hugo?

390
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,423
Well, I mean, he's gonna
lose his job, like he should.

391
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:14,427
Probably spend a couple months in
county, because it's not his first rap.

392
00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,722
I'm waiting.

393
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:22,309
You gonna man up
or are you gonna puss out?

394
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,145
Hank.

395
00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:27,314
What? Sorry.

396
00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,944
I'm all in.

397
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:41,120
No, no, no. You bad,
bad, bad, horrible liar.

398
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:45,708
What are you smoking there, huh?

399
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:48,502
You got a heart?
You got the flush, don't you?

400
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:56,135
Nope. Not falling for it, buddy.
I fold.

401
00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,181
- Talk about anticlimactic.
- Hey.

402
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,641
Your cards couldn't
have been that bad,
come on.

403
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,977
Oh, my God.
You threw away an ace?

404
00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:09,857
- What are you doing?
- And a cowboy for what?

405
00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:12,860
Oh.

406
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,405
A handful of nothing.

407
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,589
Yeah, what up?

408
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:20,302
Who is this?
I was dialing Jesse Pinkman.

409
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:23,264
Hey, man, he's out.

410
00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,100
Well, where is he, then?

411
00:36:40,282 --> 00:36:41,782
You the guy?

412
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,660
Yeah, I'm the guy.

413
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,625
How is he?

414
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:55,254
Got some busted ribs,
and like that.

415
00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:57,798
Got messed up pretty good.

416
00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:02,428
I was all, like,
"Damn, Tuco, chill, ese."

417
00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:05,973
I don't know what got
into him. Seriously.

418
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,103
Oh, he's out, man. Way out.

419
00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:14,398
They got him
doped up big time.

420
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:21,780
So you're the cook, huh?

421
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:26,327
Yo, I didn't catch your name.

422
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,676
Tell me about this Tuco.

423
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,721
Tell me everything about him.

424
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,825
Morning.

425
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,830
Could you pass the butter, please?

426
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,084
Badass, Dad.

427
00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:30,344
- Hey, cue ball.
- Need some directions?

428
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:33,514
You Tuco?

429
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:43,440
I want to talk to Tuco,
and I'm not leaving until I do.

430
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:08,775
What's your name?

431
00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:11,612
Heisenberg.

432
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:15,449
Heisenberg. Okay.

433
00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:17,326
Have a seat, Heisenberg.

434
00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:21,288
I don't imagine
I'll be here very long.

435
00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:22,456
No?

436
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,292
All right.

437
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,878
Be that way.

438
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,382
It's your meeting.

439
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,802
Why don't you start talking
and tell me what you want?

440
00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:38,722
Fifty thousand dollars.

441
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:44,686
Oh, man.
Fifty G's? How you figure that?

442
00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:47,397
Thirty-five
for the pound of meth you stole,

443
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,400
and another fifteen
for my partner's pain and suffering.

444
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:58,033
Partner.

445
00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:08,418
Oh, yeah, I remember that little bitch.

446
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,712
So you must be Daddy.

447
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,431
Let me get this straight.

448
00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,935
I steal your dope,

449
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:29,856
I beat the piss
out of your mule boy,

450
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:35,195
and then you walk in here
and you bring me more meth?

451
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,909
That's a brilliant plan, ese.

452
00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:42,619
Brilliant.

453
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:46,832
You got one part of that wrong.

454
00:43:50,712 --> 00:43:53,422
This is not meth.

455
00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:22,326
Are you fucking nuts?

456
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,910
You wanna find out?

457
00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:27,789
No, no, Gonzo, calma.

458
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:35,589
You got balls, I'll give you that.

459
00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:39,384
All right, all right.
I'll give you your money.

460
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:47,934
That crystal
that your partner brought me,

461
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:53,148
it sold faster than 10-dollar ass
in TJ.

462
00:44:56,903 --> 00:45:00,781
Let's say you bring me
another pound next week.

463
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,619
Money up front.

464
00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,788
All right.

465
00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:09,956
Money up front.

466
00:45:14,962 --> 00:45:17,798
Sometimes you gotta rob
to keep your riches.

467
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:22,677
Just as long as we got
an understanding.

468
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:29,726
One pound is not gonna cut it.
You have to take two.

469
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,359
Oh, really?

470
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,488
Hey, what is that shit?

471
00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:46,159
Fulminated mercury.

472
00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:49,663
A little tweak of chemistry.

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