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Title "Better Call Saul"
Season 2
Index Season 2 Subtitles

Subtitles

1
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Hey.
2
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You....
3
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You selling?
4
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
5
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Okay. That's cool.
6
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I'm just saying, you know,
if you were selling...
7
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...I could maybe do with a teenth.
8
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You're kidding, right?
9
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Dude, I sell bacon.
10
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What? What are you talking about?
11
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Oh, gee, I don't know.
12
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How about over there.
That brown van.
13
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That's yours, right?
14
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What brown van?
15
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Parked all inconspicuous.
16
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It's a cop van.
17
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Yeah, another one right over there.
18
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"Duke City Flowers" Come on.
19
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Can't you at least be original?
20
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Dude, I just wanna get high.
21
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A flower van.
22
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You know what you should do
is a garbage truck.
23
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Seriously, and I don't mean
to disrespect...
24
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...but if you put cops
in the back of a garbage truck...
25
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...there's no way
I'm seriously thinking...
26
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...that there's cops
in the back of a garbage truck.
27
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It's a freebie, yo. Just think about it.
28
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Think about it, boys.
29
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All right. I'm hitting it.
30
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You dudes give up that easy?
31
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I'm not a cop.
32
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Then lift your shirt.
Show me you're not wearing a wire.
33
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All right, you know what?
34
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Just to show you
you're being an asshole.
35
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I'm blinded by white!
36
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Douchebag.
37
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Come on. I was joking. Come on.
38
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Don't walk away angry.
Sit down. Come on.
39
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I mean, what are you
complaining about?
40
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You got abs, man. Kind of.
41
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Whatever, dude.
42
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I'm not even sure
I wanna buy anymore.
43
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I think you turned me off
to the whole thing.
44
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Come on. Don't be like that.
45
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I just need you to prove it,
you know?
46
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Prove you're not a cop.
47
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How the hell
am I supposed to do that?
48
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I don't know.
49
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Hey, I got it. Go over there
and punch that dude right in the face.
50
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Which dude?
51
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-That dude?
-Yeah.
52
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No way. He'd kick my ass.
53
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True that.
54
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-This is so hard, you know?
-Yeah.
55
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I know.
56
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It's simple.
57
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If you ask a cop if he's a cop,
he's, like, obligated to tell you.
58
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It's in the Constitution.
59
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Constitution of America?
60
00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,874
So go ahead and ask.
61
00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,275
-You a cop?
-No, no. Not like that.
62
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Ask it, like, official.
63
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Are you a police officer?
64
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No, I am not a police officer.
65
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Okay, then. Hundred
and seventy-five for a teenth.
66
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The price is the price, yo.
67
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All right.
68
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There you go. Enjoy.
69
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Thanks, man.
70
00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,433
Albuquerque Police!
You're under arrest! Get on the ground!
71
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Get on your stomach now!
On your stomach! Get on the ground!
72
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Hold it right there. Don't move.
Stay down.
73
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I had a good job
 until my boss accused me of stealing.

74
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I'd better call Saul!

75
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I was out partying,
 minding my own business....

76
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-You are under arrest.
-I'd better call Saul!

77
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Hi, I'm Saul Goodman.

78
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Did you know that you have rights?

79
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The Constitution says you do.
 And so do I.

80
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I believe that until proven guilty...

81
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...every man, woman,
 and child in this country is innocent.

82
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And that's why I fight for you,
 Albuquerque.

83
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Better call Saul.

84
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Saul Goodman, attorney at law,
 505-164-CALL.

85
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That's 505-164-CALL.

86
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I really need to get some furniture.
87
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I suggest you start with a bed.
88
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God, I wish we could smoke in here.
89
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-Well, you can't.
-Yeah, no. I know.
90
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I'm just saying.
91
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Don't think I can't smell that weed.
92
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You better seriously hope
that airs out.
93
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My dad will keep
your security deposit.
94
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He has a nose
like a damn bloodhound.
95
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Yeah?
96
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Has he ever caught you?
97
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Yeah. Many times.
98
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Well, listen.
99
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Since I already lost my deposit
and all...
100
00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,388
...maybe we should light up.
101
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No, thanks.
102
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You sure?
103
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Well, is it cool if I burn one?
104
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Maybe you'll change your mind.
105
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Do what you wanna do, I guess.
106
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Hey. What'd I say?
107
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Nothing.
108
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I just have to go is all.
109
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What's this?
110
00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,793
My 18-month chip.
111
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I'm in recovery.
112
00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:11,953
And, you know,
pot is like stepping stones.
113
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Recovery? That's cool.
114
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Right on.
115
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I respect that.
116
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You know,
I don't really burn much anymore.
117
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It's just a sometime thing.
118
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But no more, like, in the house.
119
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So you wanna go grab
some dinner?
120
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I could really go for some Chinese.
121
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No, I better hit it.
122
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We....
123
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We cool?
124
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Your satellite is on, by the way.
125
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That screen is badass.
126
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I just think it's asking a lot.
127
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He knows it.
128
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He's done nothing but apologise.
129
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Is this gonna be
every weekend now?
130
00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,151
No. It's just the end of the quarter.
You remember how that was.
131
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But I am earning double time,
so there's a bright side.
132
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So when the laziest boy
in the world wakes up...
133
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...tell him he better wash
those sneakers.
134
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And I said bye.
135
00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,910
And tell him
to let them air-dry this time.
136
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I don't want him
banging the hell out of my dryer.
137
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What?
138
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What, you don't even get
casual Saturday?
139
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I mean....
140
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No, it's just you....
141
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You look nice is all.
142
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It's work, Walt.
And everybody is gonna be there.
143
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-Okay.
-Okay.
144
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Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight?
145
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Okay.
146
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-Bye.
-Bye.
147
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Hi. You've reached Walt,
 Skyler and Walter, Jr.

148
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Please leave a message,
 and we'll get back to you.

149
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Skyler? Are you there?
 I don't know what to do.

150
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I.... I need to talk to you. I....

151
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Hey, Marie. It's me. What's up?
152
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Yesterday I got home
and found him.
153
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He didn't even tell me
he was coming.
154
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-A man was killed?
-A Federale, right in front of him.
155
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Three agents wounded,
one lost his leg.
156
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It's like what you hear about
from Iraq or something.
157
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-The IEDs.
-Oh, Jesus.
158
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I had to hear about it
from Steve Gomez.
159
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Hank talked to his ASAC
for about an hour.
160
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,677
Hank could win an Oscar.
He's so damn breezy with the man.
161
00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,792
He hangs up the phone,
goes right back to bed.
162
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:13,597
And all he keeps saying is,
"I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone."
163
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Baby, not now.
164
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,398
It's-- It's me, Hank. Sorry.
165
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,957
Hey, buddy. What's...?
166
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What's up?
167
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I just....
168
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,876
Do you mind if I...?
169
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,991
No. No.
170
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,718
So....
171
00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,989
How you doing?
172
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,120
Oh, you know, lousy.
173
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,113
Montezuma's revenge, bigtime.
174
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:16,440
I mean, everything's going through me
like crap through a tinhorn.
175
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,318
Better not get too close.
176
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,353
Well, I'll take my chances.
177
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,875
I guess you heard about
what happened down in Juárez?
178
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,112
Terrible.
179
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,309
What do you expect?
Bunch of freaking animals.
180
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,078
It's like Apocalypse Now
down there.
181
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,955
It's like Colonel Kurtz
holed up in his jungle.
182
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,876
And my SAC in El Paso
sends me home.
183
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,269
Now, that's a sound leadership
decision right there, huh?
184
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,438
You know, you don't put
your second most senior man...
185
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,631
...on the trail
of those motherless bastards...
186
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,229
...you send him home. You know?
187
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,234
I was, you know--
"He's out getting an evidence bag...
188
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,271
...and so ends up
without a scratch on him.
189
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,836
So must be something wrong
with that picture, you know."
190
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,113
So are you home for good then?
191
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,471
No, no. It's....
192
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:23,389
Playing it by ear. To be determined.
193
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,469
Think you might wanna talk it through
with somebody?
194
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,592
What, a shrink?
No, no, no. Can't go down that road.
195
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,394
Start going down that road,
kiss your career goodbye.
196
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:41,991
Or Marie. Or me, if you like.
197
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,959
You know, I don't know
how to say this. I....
198
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,871
You know, the things I deal with...
199
00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,157
...you and me don't have much of a--
200
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:04,239
What you might call
"an experiential overlap."
201
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,469
What if I told you we do?
202
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,958
I have spent my whole life scared.
203
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,912
Frightened of things
that could happen...
204
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,350
...might happen, might not happen.
205
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,916
Fifty years I spent like that.
206
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,030
Finding myself awake
at 3 in the morning.
207
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,238
But you know what?
208
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,668
Ever since my diagnosis...
209
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,151
...I sleep just fine.
210
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,113
Okay.
211
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:06,874
And I came to realise
it's that fear that's the worst of it.
212
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,150
That's the real enemy.
213
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,319
So....
214
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,833
Get up.
215
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,475
Get out in the real world.
216
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:24,631
And you kick that bastard
as hard as you can right in the teeth.
217
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,639
Do it again. Go on.
218
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,478
Ten thousand even, same as last time.
It's totally accurate.
219
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,996
You and I,
we are gonna feed this machine.
220
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,670
-I want it running 24 hours a day.
-Right on.
221
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,313
Not yours, I take it.
222
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:13,149
We got 10, 20, 30...
223
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:18,150
...44, five each.
224
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,271
Three pounds should be 48 each.
225
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,469
Who's short?
226
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,319
All right. Don't freak, all right?
We didn't get ripped off.
227
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,397
But Badger hasn't kicked in
his full amount.
228
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,795
I know he was planning on pulling
an all-nighter...
229
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,638
...so he's probably still in the sack.
230
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:37,549
Then wake him up.
He can sleep after we're paid.
231
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,115
Why you gotta be such a hard-on?
232
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,709
You're not his pal. You're his boss.
233
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,229
This only works when
they're scared of you, remember?
234
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,390
Jack-off.
235
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,557
It's going straight to voicemail.
236
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,959
Voicemail?
237
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,037
Just chill, okay? Count your money.
238
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,274
-Combo.
-Yo, what's up?

239
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,596
You seen Badger?
240
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,397
Don't you cover for him, bitch.
241
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,353
I ask you a straight-up question,
I expect a straight-up answer.
242
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,914
Well?
243
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,996
They were too scared to tell me.
244
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,118
Badger got busted.
245
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,038
He's in jail.
246
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,190
Honey, I'm home!

247
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,516
Too slow! What's up?
248
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,438
Got more lives than a damn cat.
249
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,517
Now if I could only learn
to lick myself.
250
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,671
What's up, guys? Good to see you.
Good to see you. Good to see you.
251
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,509
All right. Let's all get back to work,
for chrissake, okay?
252
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,837
In my office, man. Let's see
what you bozos been up to lately.
253
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,395
You okay?
254
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,033
Hanging in?
255
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,878
What's it look like?
256
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,279
-What's this from A.P.D.?
-Been checking with them to see...
257
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,835
...if they come across
that famous blue meth of yours.
258
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,395
Sure enough, last night.
259
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,909
Got themselves
an honest-to-God dealer.
260
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,271
I was thinking of cruising over
and saying hello.
261
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,399
Maybe you'd like to go with me?
262
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,755
Yeah. Well, all right.
263
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,636
You told me to my face
you weren't a cop, man.
264
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,152
I feel manipulated.
265
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,873
I thought we were gonna hang out.
266
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,513
We are hanging out, Badger.
267
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,950
You like Badger or Brandon?
268
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:41,038
I like people who don't, like,
abuse the Constitution.
269
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,355
Badger, listen.
270
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,234
Hey.
271
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,870
I'm trying to help you here, man.
272
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,552
Now, if you just tell me
who your supplier is...
273
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,558
...I think this can end
very well for you.
274
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,592
What are you doing, detective, talking
to my client without me present?
275
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,789
You sneaky Pete.
276
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,354
Which is which?
277
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,869
What, did the academy hire you
right out of the womb?
278
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,798
You guys get younger every--
279
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,592
What'd you say to baby face?
280
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,153
Did you say anything stupid?
281
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,271
By "anything stupid,"
I mean anything at all.
282
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,835
Look at you.
Mouth open, vocal chords a-twitter.
283
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,270
We'll talk about it later.
Right now, you out.
284
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,597
Ten minutes ago. Go on.
There are laws, detective.
285
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,870
Have your kindergarten teacher
read them to you.
286
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,629
Go grab a juice box.
Have a nap. Go on.
287
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:30,995
All right.
288
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,792
Who do we have?
289
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,629
Brandon Mayhew.
290
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,991
Brandon Mayhew. All right.
291
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,476
Brandon Mayhew.
292
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,073
-Here we go. Public masturbation.
-What?
293
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,033
I don't get it. What's the kick?
Why don't you do it at home...
294
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,710
...with a big flat-screen TV,
50 channels of pay-per-view?
295
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,309
In a Starbucks. That's nice.
296
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,351
That ain't me, man. I....
297
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,111
I was the guy who was selling meth.
Allegedly.
298
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,031
Okay. All right. I got you.
Meth. Right.
299
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,276
Sorry, that was a little
transpositional error.
300
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,994
Nothing a little Wite-Out
can't take care of.
301
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,998
Yeah, and felony quantity.
302
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,395
-Just barely.
-Yeah, just barely.
303
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,512
The cops are like butchers.
Always got their thumbs on the scales.
304
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,517
But good luck arguing that in court.
305
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,319
Let me get down to brass tacks.
306
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,158
I'm gonna get you
a second phone call.
307
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,271
You're gonna call
your mommy or your daddy...
308
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,755
...or your parish priest
or your Boy Scout leader...
309
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,952
...and they're gonna
deliver me a cheque for $4650.
310
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,674
I'm gonna write that down
on the back of my business card.
311
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,314
Four-six-five-zero. Okay?
312
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:43,479
And I need that in a cashier's cheque
or a money order, doesn't matter.
313
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,035
Actually, I want it in a money order.
314
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,879
And make it out to
"Ice Station Zebra Associates."
315
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,435
That's my loan-out. It's totally legit.
316
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,596
It's done just for tax purposes.
317
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,234
And after that,
we can discuss Visa or MasterCard...
318
00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,149
...but definitely not American Express,
so don't even ask. All right?
319
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,349
Any questions?
320
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,077
You're gonna get me off, right?
321
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,749
What do I look like, your high-school
girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting?
322
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,477
That's a joke, Brandon. Lighten up.
323
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,310
Son, I promise you this.
324
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,512
I will give you
the best criminal defence...
325
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,039
...that money can buy.
326
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,956
Yeah, but, Francesca,
I took these already.
327
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,798
Didn't I take these already?
328
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,833
It's on your head. You're not
supposed to double up on vitamin A.
329
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,837
It's bad for the liver.
330
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,396
Okay, who's next?
331
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,750
Did him. I did him.
332
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,110
That one went public defender.
Thanks for nothing.
333
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,278
What happened to my masturbator?
You got me all turned around.
334
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,279
Hang on. I'll get back to you.
335
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:52,035
I sense you're discussing my client.
Anything you care to share with me?
336
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,754
Sure. Your commercials?
They suck ass.
337
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,954
I've seen better acting
in an epileptic whorehouse.
338
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,832
Is that like the one
your mom works at?
339
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,713
Is she still offering
the two-for-one discount?
340
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,673
DEA, huh? For a street bust.
341
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,872
Now, what would two feds
want with that little twerp?
342
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,277
Sooner or later,
this was gonna happen.
343
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,710
You want your exponential growth...
344
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,876
...guys are gonna get busted.
Simple as that.
345
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,878
How about we get him a real attorney?
What the hell is this?
346
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,672
This is who he hires?
347
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,758
What? Are you kidding me?
This is the guy you want.
348
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,678
This is the guy I'd hire.
349
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,759
It's the guy you'd hire.
350
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,234
Look, you remember Emilio?
351
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,433
Okay, this dude got Emilio off,
like, twice. Okay?
352
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,997
Both times, they had him
dead to rights, yo. And then, poof.
353
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,315
Dude is like Houdini.
354
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,238
Seriously,
when the going gets tough...
355
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,192
...you don't want a criminal lawyer.
356
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,597
You want a "criminal" lawyer.
357
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,518
Know what I'm saying?
358
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,076
Look, we're in good shape,
Mr. White.
359
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,430
Badger is way too loyal to roll.
360
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,517
Plus, he's scared shitless of me,
all right.
361
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,838
We pay four large. Cost of business.
Take it out of his payroll.
362
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,712
And it's only his first dealing rap...
363
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,388
...so, worst-case scenario,
you know, they plead him out.
364
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,990
He does five months picking up litter
in an orange jump suit.
365
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,948
So who goes inside?
I don't need them seeing my face.
366
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,594
Well, I don't need them
seeing my face.
367
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,758
Why not?
You look like his typical clientele.
368
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,359
Dick.
369
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,993
Fine.
370
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,074
We'll flip for it, all right? Call it.
371
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,158
Heads.
372
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,677
Mayhew? Mr. Mayhew?
373
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,875
Mr. Mayhew.
374
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,913
Nice of you to come down. Please.
375
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,309
Look at you.
376
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,349
Should I call the FBI
and tell them I found D.B. Cooper?
377
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,675
Joking.
378
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,871
I-- Please, come on.
379
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,798
Come on. Please.
380
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,718
Hello.
381
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,953
Saul Goodman. Please sit.
382
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:39,110
So it's a shame that we have to meet
under these circumstances.
383
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,153
I believe you have
something for me?
384
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,391
Oh, yes.
385
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:55,072
-Mayhew. Is that Irish or English?
-Irish.
386
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,999
Faith and begorra.
A fellow potato-eater.
387
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,479
My real name is McGill.
388
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,798
The Jew thing
I just do for the homeboys.
389
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,879
They all want a pipe-hitting member
of the tribe, so to speak.
390
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,193
I digress.
Good things are happening.
391
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,075
Fact is, your nephew is gonna
get out in no time.
392
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,838
That's wonderful, yeah.
393
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,315
There's still a few details
to be ironed out...
394
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,397
...but now that the DEA
is involved...
395
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,150
...I think he's looking
at time served, then probation.
396
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,591
So leave your number with Francesca,
and we'll be in touch.
397
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,358
-Excuse me, the DEA?
-Yeah.
398
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,996
That's the Drug Enforcement
Administration. The feds.
399
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,995
I hope that I'm not
the breaker of bad news...
400
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,590
...but your nephew got mixed up
with some pretty nasty customers.
401
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,755
I understand that.
402
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,598
What does that have
to do with the DEA?
403
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,233
They're after some mystery man...
404
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,795
...some heavy-hitter
that goes by the name Heisenberg.
405
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,309
They want this guy
like the axe wants the turkey.
406
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,351
Seems young Brandon
may have information...
407
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,312
...that could lead to his arrest.
408
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,751
Jesus, cheer up.
This is good news.
409
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,394
I mean, Brandon fell head-first
into the doo-doo pile...
410
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,477
...and came up
smelling like Paco Rabanne.
411
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,632
Wait, wait. Look, I just.... I think....
412
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:11,755
I just think that we should
review our options.
413
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,313
Options?
414
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,431
I'm gonna tell you
what your options are.
415
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,076
You got a grand total of two.
Option A: Brandon takes the deal.
416
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,350
Option B:
Brandon goes up to the penitentiary...
417
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,074
...and gets his rectum
resized about yay big.
418
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,750
Look, look. What about reprisals?
419
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,678
I mean, if Badger--
420
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:35,113
If Brandon informs
on this Heisenberg....
421
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,192
I mean, what if, God forbid...
422
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,996
...that they decide to take revenge?
423
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,918
What have you been telling him?
424
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,396
The kid keeps spouting off about,
"If I talk, they'll kill me."
425
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,398
Right now, he's the only thing
holding up this deal.
426
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,118
-Good.
-No, that's not good. That's terrible.
427
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,278
Trust me, sir, your nephew
won't last in prison two weeks.
428
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,040
You let him take his chances
on the outside.
429
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,117
Maybe I can work
in some witness protection.
430
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,835
No, look, look.
These are vicious, desperate people.
431
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:10,795
I've been told that
one of them killed another man...
432
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,310
...by crushing his head
with an ATM machine.
433
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,835
People love to take credit
for the fun ones.
434
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,350
The guy who got his head smooshed
used to be a client of mine.
435
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,028
His wife killed him, all right?
It was open and shut.
436
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,629
Trust me, you folks have
nothing to worry about, okay?
437
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,037
I'm gonna set your nephew straight,
get him singing like a canary...
438
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,549
...all's right with the world.
439
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,596
Ten thousand dollars.
440
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,393
Ten thousand, cash to you.
441
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:57,075
I'm not saying to throw the case.
442
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:02,149
Just no talking to the DEA.
443
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,355
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
444
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,439
Yes.
445
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,998
What's it going to be?
446
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,630
What, dude wouldn't take a bribe?
447
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,679
That dude in there?
Saul Goodman we're talking about?
448
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,472
Yeah. "Morally outraged," he said.
449
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,033
Threatened to call the police.
450
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:25,995
-Wait, and Badger is gonna spill?
-Like the Exxon Valdez.

451
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,991
So, what do we do about it?
452
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,196
Hey, Francesca,
how about I follow you home?
453
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,389
No.
454
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,192
For safety.
455
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,879
What?
456
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,433
God, you are killing me
with that booty.
457
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,034
Talk to me.
Come on, talk to me, guys, huh?
458
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,710
Come on, just tell me what you want.
Jesus!
459
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,911
Oh, no, no, no!
460
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,918
No, it wasn't me.
It was Ignacio. He's the one.
461
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,759
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
462
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,317
Shut up, dude.
463
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,752
Shut up, all right?
Just speak English.
464
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,713
Lalo didn't send you? No Lalo?
465
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,312
-Who?
-Oh, thank God! Oh, Christ!
466
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,954
Oh, I thought....
467
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,990
What can I do for you gentlemen?
468
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,509
Anything.
Just tell me what you need.
469
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,633
This afternoon, an associate of ours
offered you $10,000.
470
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,319
You should have taken it.
471
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,478
Wait a minute.
This is in regards to what's-his-name?
472
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,989
Badger! Brandon Mayhew.
473
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,590
The uncle. That was your guy?
474
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,399
No offence, but I don't take bribes
from strangers, you know?
475
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,830
Better safe than sorry.
That's my motto.
476
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:05,272
-But I'll take your money! Sure!
-No, that offer has expired, yo.
477
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,234
It was kind of low anyways.
But okay, okay, I'll take it.
478
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,078
Just tell me what you need,
all right?
479
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,271
I'm easy. I'm gonna keep
a happy thought...
480
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,675
...and assume
this is just a negotiating tactic.
481
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,792
All right, listen to me very carefully.
482
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,797
You are going to give
Badger Mayhew...
483
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,992
...the best legal representation ever.
484
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,350
But no deals with the DEA.
485
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,075
All right? Badger will not identify
anyone to anybody.
486
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,714
If he does, you're dead.
487
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,955
Why don't you just kill Badger?
488
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,513
I mean, follow me, but if a mosquito
is buzzing around you...
489
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,792
...and it bites you on the ass,
you don't go gunning for the attorney.
490
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,276
You go grab a fly swatter.
I mean, so to speak.
491
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,717
I mean, all due respect,
but do I have to spell this out for you?
492
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,192
-We're not killing Badger, yo!
-Then you got real problems, okay.
493
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,311
Because the DEA
will come down on your boy...
494
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,351
...like a proverbial ton of bricks.
495
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,551
I don't think
I'm going out on a limb here...
496
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,478
...but, hey,
he's not gonna like prison.
497
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,992
He's gonna sing like Celine Dion
regardless of what you do to me.
498
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,588
Mr. Mayhew?
499
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,670
I recognise your cough. Take that
mask off, you know. Get some air.
500
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,473
Go on.
501
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,918
-God.
-Take it easy.
502
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,634
Breathe in, breathe out.
503
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,549
All right. I'm gonna stand up, all right?
Because I got bad knees.
504
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,032
That's better.
505
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,196
Okay, now listen. The three of us
are gonna work this out.
506
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,833
Yeah? How?
507
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,674
First thing, you'll put a dollar
in my pocket, both of you.
508
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,470
You want attorney-client privilege,
don't you?
509
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,592
So that everything you say
is strictly between us.
510
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,552
I mean it. Put a dollar in my pocket.
511
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,318
Come on, make it official.
512
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,952
Come on, do it.
513
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,833
That's it, come on. Just a dollar.
514
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,395
All right, now you, ski bum.
Come on. Give with the dollar.
515
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,029
-Go on.
-Be smart.
516
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,639
What?
517
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,878
-All I got is a five.
-I'll take a five.
518
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,516
Come on, already.
Come on. Be cool.
519
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,751
Okay, you're now both
officially represented...
520
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,473
...by Saul Goodman and Associates.
521
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,878
Your secrets are safe with me
under threat of disbarment. All right?
522
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,431
Take the ski mask off. I feel like I'm
talking to the Weather Underground.
523
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,157
Just do it.
524
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,831
Okay, so if a prison shanking
is completely off the table....
525
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,234
And we're sure of that?
526
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,193
No shanking!
527
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,553
All right, all right.
528
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:07,392
The way I see it is
somebody is going to prison.
529
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,957
It's just a matter of who.
530
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,477
All right. Lame-ass TV ads aside...
531
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,036
...your lawyer here,
he cooked you up a pretty killer deal.
532
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,434
Time served, no probation.
533
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,837
It's pretty slick.
Couldn't believe the judge went for it.
534
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,995
Don't get cocky.
You ain't home free yet.
535
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,156
You don't give us
the name of your supplier...
536
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,432
-...you're going nowhere.
-The tough guy act is unnecessary.
537
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,835
This young man
is cooperating fully.
538
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,838
Is that right?
Yeah, you cooperating?
539
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,393
Okay, let's start with a name.
540
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,751
He just goes by Heisenberg.
541
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,235
Heisenberg, huh?
542
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,959
How old is this Heisenberg?
543
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,269
Old. Like 50 or 70 or something.
544
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,516
-Height?
-Average, I guess.
545
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,517
Medium height, medium weight.
546
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,598
-What colour hair?
-No hair.
547
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,358
Dude is balder than you.
548
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,835
1963, James Edward Kilkelly...
549
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,429
...is convicted of stealing
a vending machine.
550
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,313
1975, breaking and entering.
551
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,034
1982, grand theft auto.
552
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,470
1984, armed robbery.
553
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,832
1987, 1992. You get the idea.
And here he is today.
554
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,837
Better known as Jimmy In-'N-Out.
555
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:35,319
City, state and federal, he's spent
44 of the last 58 years inside.
556
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,635
Entire life behind bars.
557
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,270
Jimmy provides
a very special service.
558
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,199
For a price,
Jimmy will go to prison for you.
559
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,709
On purpose?
The guy goes to prison on purpose?
560
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,431
He's actually
more comfortable inside.
561
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,949
The outside world
hasn't been too kind to him.
562
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,831
Sometime during
the Clinton administration...
563
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,999
...Jimmy figured out how he could
use his talents to turn a profit.
564
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:10,916
-So when does all this happen?
-It's already happening.
565
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,348
The buy is set for tomorrow.
566
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,120
Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out,
everybody's happy...
567
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,198
...and all it's gonna cost you
is 80 thousand and one pound...
568
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,833
...of your finest meth.
569
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,955
Eighty thousand dollars
for eight years of his life, huh?
570
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,276
First of all,
he's not gonna do eight years.
571
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,198
I'll represent him, and I guarantee...
572
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,756
...there's gonna be some unexpected
problems with the prosecution's case.
573
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,474
Secondly, he gets 30.
Fifty goes to me.
574
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,592
-You get 50? For what?
-For facilitating.
575
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,360
Who's taking a bigger risk here?
He likes prison.
576
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,471
You did bring the cash, didn't you?
577
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,638
Look, if this option
is too expensive...
578
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,116
...you can still always...Badger
in the chow line.
579
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,671
Conscience gets expensive,
doesn't it?
580
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,789
All right. There's our boy.
581
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,115
Right on time.
582
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,998
-Go back.
-What? All right, all right, all right.
583
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,830
So, what do you think?
They see us?
584
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,037
No, man, I think we're good.
585
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,231
Badger looks like
he's gonna throw up.
586
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,039
Give me those back.
587
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,117
Just give them to me.
588
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,478
Oh, no.
589
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,189
Where the hell is Jimmy?
590
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,311
Should've been here
10 minutes ago.
591
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:34,036
You think Jimmy is actually for real?
A guy who wants to be in prison?
592
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,511
There's more
than one kind of prison.
593
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,472
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
594
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,035
There he is-- Wait a minute.
595
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:44,630
-Oh, no, no, no.
-What? What? Let me see.
596
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,236
-Who the hell is that?
-I don't know.
597
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,633
Mr. Heisenberg, I presume.
598
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,232
Time to move?
599
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,476
Not till we see the exchange.
600
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,078
No, no. Oh, shit!
601
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,238
-What?
-Now he shows.
602
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,431
Okay, let's do this.
603
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,714
No, no.
604
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,354
Oh, my God.
Jimmy is on the wrong bench. Crap!
605
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,551
We're screwed!
606
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,079
What are you doing?
607
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,316
Hey, what are you doing?
608
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,037
I don't get it. What's the holdup?
609
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,548
Where's the stuff, man?
610
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,796
-Where are we going?
-Just shut up.
611
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,589
Get out. Go stop him.
612
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,109
The DEA is right there.
If they see me, we're screwed.
613
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,753
Get out. I'll do something.
614
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,871
-What?
-Just go!
615
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,316
Hank, I thought that was you.
616
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,033
Schrader, I'm blocked.
617
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,879
-Walt, not a good time.
-How you doing? You feeling okay?
618
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,035
Schrader, I'm blocked.
619
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,631
We're working.
You gotta get out of here.
620
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,037
-Working? Oh, like DEA working?
-Schrader, we're missing it. Schrader.
621
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,196
Is something going down?
622
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,794
Wrong guy, wrong guy.
Other bench.
623
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,389
Walt, Walt.
624
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,636
-Walter, move your ass now.
-Okay.
625
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,558
Listen, I'll just go, leave you alone.
626
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,433
-We'll talk about it later. Just floor it.
-Should I back up?
627
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,993
-Go that way.
-Forward is better?
628
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,952
I'll be out of the way there.
Okay, okay.
629
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,515
I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.
630
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,188
-I'll leave you alone.
-We'll talk later. Just go.
631
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,673
Where'd he go?
Where the hell did he go?
632
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,677
Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Got him.
633
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,915
-Looks like it's going down.
-Take him.
634
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,478
Freeze! Hey, right there.
Don't move.
635
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,153
Come on, let's get him up.
636
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,152
Jesus!
637
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,872
I think they bought it.
638
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,469
Absolutely.

639
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,911
Textbook bust, sir. Yes, sir.
640
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,554
Looks like we got a full pound
of the blue stuff.
641
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:57,311
Oh, and Heisenberg's real name?
James Kilkelly.
642
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,473
Thank you. Thank you very much.
It was my pleasure.
643
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,394
Hey.
644
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,749
You weren't home,
so I let the delivery guys in.
645
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,236
-I hope that's okay.
-Absolutely.
646
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,310
So you bought a bed.
647
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:49,789
Yeah.
648
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,998
What is that, a king?
649
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,913
Pillow top?
650
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,394
Oh, my God.
You really are a chemistry teacher.
651
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,593
You mind?
652
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,636
I was terrible at chemistry.
653
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,354
I'm more of a humanities guy.
654
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,028
-How did you find me?
-We should talk about that.
655
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:56,392
It should be much, much harder
for people to track you down.
656
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,158
My Pl charged me for three hours...
657
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,193
...so I seriously doubt
it took him more than one.
658
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,992
So this is, what, blackmail?
659
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,838
Walter, I'm your lawyer.
660
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:13,272
Anything you say to me
is totally privileged.
661
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,914
I'm not in the shakedown racket.
662
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,429
I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers
need lawyers, right?
663
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,632
Especially drug dealers.
664
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,919
So, what, you're just doing this
out of the kindness of your heart?
665
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,591
Come on.
Have you seen my hourly rate?
666
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,717
By the way,
where do you keep the money?
667
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:37,038
Is it in your mattress? Is it in a jelly jar
buried in the side yard?
668
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,073
This kid Mayhew may be the first
of your guys to get picked up...
669
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,508
...but he won't be the last.
670
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:45,110
And if I can find you,
how far behind can the cops be?
671
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,673
I don't understand.
672
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,633
What exactly are you
offering to do for me?
673
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,992
What did Tom Hagen
do for Vito Corleone?
674
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,358
I'm no Vito Corleone.
675
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,199
No shit. Right now, you're Fredo.
676
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,833
But with some sound advice...
677
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,315
...and the proper introductions,
who knows?
678
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,397
I'll tell you,
you've got the right product.
679
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,239
Anything that gets the DEA's panties
in this big a bunch...
680
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,032
...you're on to something special.
681
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:15,438
And I would like to be
a small and silent part of it.
682
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,909
Food for thought, yeah?
683
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:28,391
So if you wanna make more money
and keep the money that you make...
684
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,596
...better call Saul!

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